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Posted on 23 January 2024:

Quote of the day - "My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers." - Jimmy Carter
 

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Posted on 24 January 2024:

Quote of the day - "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" - Groucho Marx 🥸
 

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Posted on 27 January 2024:

Quote of the day - “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.” - Rodney Dangerfield
 

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Posted on Sunday, 28 January 2024:

Quote of the day - "I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff" - Bob Uecker
 

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Posted on Monday, 29 January 2024:

Quote of the day - "We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now" - Bruce Coslet
 

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Posted on Tuesday, 30 January 2024:

Quote of the day - “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” - Homer Simpson
 

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Posted on Thursday, 1 February 2024:

Quote of the day - "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!" - Billy Connolly


(Alternatively: "Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes… but just make sure to sprinkle some Desenex® in them first, you never know where they have been.)
 

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Posted on Friday, 2 February 2024:

Quote of the day - "The Cubs, we built one of best farm systems - I think for a while there, it was the best farm system in baseball. And that was great. It got a lot of attention. But we didn't want the credit for the farm system. What we wanted was to see if we could do the tricky part, which was turn a lauded farm system into a World Series champion" - Theo Epstein
 

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  • Quote of the day - "I'll tell you, what Tom Brady just did, gives me goosebumps." - John Madden
 

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Did we have this quote that the Ancient Egyptians worship cats for good luck.
 

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Posted on Sunday, 4 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with *ssholes.” - William Gibson
 

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Posted on Sunday, 4 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with *ssholes.” - William Gibson
Sounds like my former workplaces :ROFLMAO: .
 

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Posted on Sunday, 4 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with *ssholes.” - William Gibson
Best quote so far 👍
 

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Posted on Monday, 5 February, 2024:

Quote of the day - “It's gonna be a hell of a story" - Julian Edelman
 

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Posted on Tuesday, 6 February 2024:

Quote of the day - "I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it" - Mark Twain
 

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Posted on Wednesday, 7 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “Grief is the price we pay for love.” - Queen Elizabeth II
 

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Posted on Thursday, 8 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a d*mn fool about it.” - W. C. Fields
 

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Posted on Friday, 9 February 2024:

Quote of the day - “Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.” - Vitas Gerulaitis, upon beating Jimmy Connors after 16 consecutive losses to him
 

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Posted on Monday, 12 February 2024:

Quote of the day - "To me, it's always going to be tough because Brady beat me in the Super Bowl, that's something he'll always have on my head." - Patrick Mahomes
 
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