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  • Quote of the Day - "I keep myself amused and others confused" ~ Benedict Cumberbatch

HarpoSF said:
Most men suffer from the disorder "Anorexia Penosa". This is where they have the distorted self image when looking at themselves naked in a mirror that they think they are really larger than they are.
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That must be hard.
 
I will have you all know that I am not a Luddite! I just have trouble logging into their web-site to join their group.
 
Splinter goes to the Dr. to get his prostrate checked.

Dr: “Now drop your pants and
Underpants then bend over the
table. Phil try not to get an
erection.”
Splinter: “Wait, my name is Splinter.”
Dr: “No, MY name is Phil.” :woo:
 
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If people from Sweden are called Swedish, people from Finland are called Finnish, and people from Turkey are called Turkish, where do the Ticklish people come from?
 
"A morning without Coffee... is like sleep." 1746886449711.png
 
It is a fact that Bobby Darin's 1960 follow-up song, "Harry the Spoon", was a major flop for him (and for Louis Armstrong, too).
 
Did you here about the frog that parked illegally?

He got toad.
 
Takket said:
Did you here about the frog that parked illegally?

He got toad.
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I should have you know that when I literally "laugh-out-loud" these days, it hurts my back... but... I am okay with that. (ouch! d*mmit!)

(I thought they were called "belly-laughs", not "back-laughs", anyway.)
 
Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes... but just make sure to sprinkle some Desenex® in them first.
 
As the reformed gambler-turned-farmer would say:
"Weed 'em and reap!"
 
Life hack: Some people cry when cutting onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
 
They had this thing on Shark Tank last week to prevent you from crying when cutting onions. It was literally a tiny little fan you sit on the counter that blow the onions scent away. Like. You could go buy any fan at a store and put it on your counter.

They did not get a deal lol.
 
I am constantly being called "💩-for-brains" or "💩 -head", so I went and bought me a Charmin® hat!
 
Once you master the art of faking sincerity, you've got it made.
 
When an Amish person gets a great idea, does a candle go off in his head?!
 
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