Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

[DemonessBaby]

Most men suffer from the disorder "Anorexia Penosa". This is where they have the distorted self image when looking at themselves naked in a mirror that they think they are really larger than they are.

That must be hard.

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[HarpoSF]

I will have you all know that I am not a Luddite! I just have trouble logging into their web-site to join their group.

 

[splinter46]

Splinter goes to the Dr. to get his prostrate checked.

Dr: “Now drop your pants and
Underpants then bend over the
table. Phil try not to get an
erection.”
Splinter: “Wait, my name is Splinter.”
Dr: “No, MY name is Phil.”

 

[HarpoSF]

If people from Sweden are called Swedish, people from Finland are called Finnish, and people from Turkey are called Turkish, where do the Ticklish people come from?

 

[HarpoSF]

"A morning without Coffee... is like sleep."

 

[HarpoSF]

It is a fact that Bobby Darin's 1960 follow-up song, "Harry the Spoon", was a major flop for him (and for Louis Armstrong, too).

 

[Takket]

Did you here about the frog that parked illegally?

He got toad.

 

[HarpoSF]

Did you here about the frog that parked illegally?

He got toad.

I should have you know that when I literally "laugh-out-loud" these days, it hurts my back... but... I am okay with that. (ouch! d*mmit!)

(I thought they were called "belly-laughs", not "back-laughs", anyway.)

 

[HarpoSF]

Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes... but just make sure to sprinkle some Desenex® in them first.

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[HarpoSF]

As the reformed gambler-turned-farmer would say:
"Weed 'em and reap!"