Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

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In order to not offend anyone, the term "politically correct" has been changed to "Governmentally Appropriate Generalizations and Mostly Endorsed" or the acronym: "GAGME".
 
HarpoSF said:
In order to not offend anyone, the term "politically correct" has been changed to "Governmentally Appropriate Generalizations and Mostly Endorsed" or the acronym: "GAGME".
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Like "Gag Me With A Spoon"?

I think of the song, "Valley Girl" with Frank and Moon Unit Zappa that had those lyrics.
 
Is a "pedicure" a reformed child-molester?
 
I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.

I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.

I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.
 
Why do eggs come in flimsy carboard packages, yet batteries come in packets only a chainsaw can open?!
 
A beautiful woman once told me my face "belonged in the movies".

She then went on to explain not on the big screen, but in a very dark movie theatre… in a far back row.

I will take a compliment whenever I get it.
 
When you stop and think really deeply about it, Philosophy is basically a waste of time, Bruce.

 
Never let a gift horse in the house! (They are extremely hard to potty-train and they are notorious for eating all your oatmeal cookies.) 🍪🐴
 
You know you really need Coffee when it is so early in the morning that you are too tired to even make any Coffee. ☕
 
Why are people always talking about Freudian slips? You hardly ever hear them mention Jungian pantyhose.
 
Sure, a watched pot never boils, but have you ever tried watching ice cubes freeze?
 
I suffer from a slight form of OCD, but I am also a bit dyslexic.
As fishy as it sounds, I suffer from COD.
 
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