Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

[DemonessBaby]

 

[HarpoSF]

In order to not offend anyone, the term "politically correct" has been changed to "Governmentally Appropriate Generalizations and Mostly Endorsed" or the acronym: "GAGME".

 

[DemonessBaby]

In order to not offend anyone, the term "politically correct" has been changed to "Governmentally Appropriate Generalizations and Mostly Endorsed" or the acronym: "GAGME".

Like "Gag Me With A Spoon"?

I think of the song, "Valley Girl" with Frank and Moon Unit Zappa that had those lyrics.

 

[HarpoSF]

Is a "pedicure" a reformed child-molester?

 

[HarpoSF]

I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.

I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.

I have to keep telling myself over and over again that I don't have OCD.

 

[HarpoSF]

Why do eggs come in flimsy carboard packages, yet batteries come in packets only a chainsaw can open?!

 

[HarpoSF]

A beautiful woman once told me my face "belonged in the movies".

She then went on to explain not on the big screen, but in a very dark movie theatre… in a far back row.

I will take a compliment whenever I get it.

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[HarpoSF]

When you stop and think really deeply about it, Philosophy is basically a waste of time, Bruce.

 

[Takket]

 

[HarpoSF]

Never let a gift horse in the house! (They are extremely hard to potty-train and they are notorious for eating all your oatmeal cookies.)

 

[HarpoSF]

You know you really need Coffee when it is so early in the morning that you are too tired to even make any Coffee.

 

[HarpoSF]

Why are people always talking about Freudian slips? You hardly ever hear them mention Jungian pantyhose.

 

[DemonessBaby]

Why are people always talking about Freudian slips? You hardly ever hear them mention Jungian pantyhose.

Since when do you wear Jungian pantyhouse, Harpo?

 

[HarpoSF]

Sure, a watched pot never boils, but have you ever tried watching ice cubes freeze?

 

[DemonessBaby]

Sure, a watched pot never boils, but have you ever tried watching ice cubes freeze?

Have you?

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

[HarpoSF]

I suffer from a slight form of OCD, but I am also a bit dyslexic.
As fishy as it sounds, I suffer from COD.