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What does it say about humans if the only other animal species that will claim them as a "best friend" are canines?
I mean, how particular can dogs be, after all? Their favourite pastimes include sniffing each others' b*tts, drinking out of the toilet, and licking themselves all day long.
I mean, how particular can dogs be, after all? Their favourite pastimes include sniffing each others' b*tts, drinking out of the toilet, and licking themselves all day long.
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(Get ready to "grooooooooooan"... you have been duly warned)
A guy rides into an old style Western town to see a crowd of people around the town gallows. The guy, wanting to know what's going on, collars a local and says "Hey, what's going on here?"
The local chap says "They're goin' to hang Brown Paper Pete."
So our man says, "You're what?"
"They're a-hangin' Brown Paper Pete."
"How did he get a name like that?"
"Well," says the chap, "on his head he wears a brown paper bag, on his feet he wears brown paper bags, on his arms he wears brown papers bags, in fact, he wears brown paper bags just all over his body."
"Strange. What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling!"
A guy rides into an old style Western town to see a crowd of people around the town gallows. The guy, wanting to know what's going on, collars a local and says "Hey, what's going on here?"
The local chap says "They're goin' to hang Brown Paper Pete."
So our man says, "You're what?"
"They're a-hangin' Brown Paper Pete."
"How did he get a name like that?"
"Well," says the chap, "on his head he wears a brown paper bag, on his feet he wears brown paper bags, on his arms he wears brown papers bags, in fact, he wears brown paper bags just all over his body."
"Strange. What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling!"
I thought he had the brown paper bag on a certain part of the the male anatomy
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My memory never serves me correctly...
It always reaches across the plate and invariably spills food in my lap... and we won't even discuss how it normally sets the salad fork and soup spoon in the wrong places... and what is with these paper napkins?!
It always reaches across the plate and invariably spills food in my lap... and we won't even discuss how it normally sets the salad fork and soup spoon in the wrong places... and what is with these paper napkins?!
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I was busy in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said, “What are you doing?”
I said, “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order.”
She replied, “Really? I don't know how you find the time!”
“Oh, that's easy.”, I said, “It’s right next to the sage.”
I said, “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order.”
She replied, “Really? I don't know how you find the time!”
“Oh, that's easy.”, I said, “It’s right next to the sage.”
Why do blondes wear so much hair spray? So they can catch all the things that go over their head.
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Before the whole COVID-19 pandamania, I had a great idea to start a laid-back sandwich shop for surfers. I was going to call it "Sub-Dude".
I also had an idea to start up a food-truck that serves a spicy Indian sauce over French fries. It would be called "Curry On My Wayward Spud"...
... and, yes, there will be peas when you are done.
I also had an idea to start up a food-truck that serves a spicy Indian sauce over French fries. It would be called "Curry On My Wayward Spud"...
... and, yes, there will be peas when you are done.
A shop foreman is doing inspection of his production line which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. He walks up to one of the staff and sees all these Elmo toys with two little balls sewn on between their legs. As he is trying not to laugh, he says to the employee, "why are there two little balls in between Elmo's legs?" The employee then says, "well you said, Two Test Tickles".
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