Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

[DemonessBaby]

 

[DemonessBaby]

As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

 

[DemonessBaby]

As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but ticking everyone off is a piece of cake!

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

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[Takket]

so true.........

 

[HarpoSF]

(first one in a long time)

People who confuse "burro" and "burrow" don't know their *ss from a hole in the ground.

 

[HarpoSF]

Do people that cast a jaundiced eye while wearing rose-coloured glasses only see things in shades of tangerine?

 

[DemonessBaby]

(first one in a long time)

People who confuse "burro" and "burrow" don't know their *ss from a hole in the ground.

As in Joe Burrow?

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

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[Takket]

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watching videos of birds on youtube i bet

 

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[HarpoSF]

Revenge is a dish best served cold... but it is truly exceptional with a warm vanilla sauce poured over it and topped with fresh raspberries.

 

[DemonessBaby]

 

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[HarpoSF]

Is there anything that Morgan Freeman does not know?

(Relax! I am just kidding. I know that is really Lawrence Fishburne.)

 

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[HarpoSF]

(Get ready to groan audibly. You have been warned. I stole this from an Air Force buddy on defacedbook.)

Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.