• Quote of the day - "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty" ~ Norm Crosby

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  1. HarpoSF

    The All-New Ice Cream Thread

    I probably would love it!
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    The Official Jimmy Fund Thread in honor of Tim & Stacy Wakefield

    Is this the "Love My Y*nkees" forum?! For anyone wondering, I am fine. My back is just m*ssed-up and it makes it difficult to sit at my computer for long periods of time. (I have a bench with no back in front of my computer not a real desk-chair.)
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    The Official Jimmy Fund Thread in honor of Tim & Stacy Wakefield

    If anyone is wondering, I am okay. My back is just totally m*ssed-up and hurts like h*ck, so I have been staying off the Intro-Nets for a bit.
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Monday, 21 October: Quote of the Day - “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.” ~ George Carlin
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Sunday, 20 October: Quote of the Day - “I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” ~ Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry)
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Saturday, 19 October: Quote of the Day - “I hate when people ask me “why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others “why are you so noisy? Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.” ~ Rowan Atkinson
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    Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

    "Sure, it is all fun and games until someone puts out an eye!" ~ Oedipus Rex (Οἰδίπους Τύραννος)
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    BoSox Birthday Thread

    Happy Birthday, Demoness Baby! 🍨 🎂 🎉 🎈 🥳 (For this year's birthday, you get the age-specific birthday song.)
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    Boston Celtics Thread - 2023/24 NBA Champions

    So, you sayin' Bronny is a bit of an *sshole, too?!
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    NFL 2024/25 Season

    The New York Jets... where good Quarterbacks go to retire.
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    Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

    A three legged dog walks into a saloon. Bartender asks, "What's up with you?" The dog answers, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"
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    BoSox Birthday Thread

    Happy Birthday, Alex Cora!
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Friday, 18 October: Quote of the Day - "Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets." ~ Yogi Berra
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Thursday, 17 October: Quote of the Day - “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Wednesday, 16 October: Quote of the Day - “You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.” ~ Billy Arthur
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    Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

    Can someone explain to me what "self-explanatory" means?
  17. HarpoSF

    Love Our SOX Corny Joke Thread

    Sure the organization "Doctors Without Borders" does some amazingly good work, but I truly prefer their sister organization "Nurses Without Inhibitions".
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Monday, 14 October: Quote of the Day - “If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.” ~ Aldo Cammarota
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Sunday, 13 October 2024: Quote of the Day - “Whatever you do, always give 100% - unless you’re donating blood.” ~ Bill Murray
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    "Quote of the day" Thread

    Posted on Saturday, 12 October 2024: Quote of the Day - “Some people say the glass is half empty or half full but to me that’s irrelevant because I’m having another drink.” ~ Sean Lock (British comedian)
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